🐸 New character — guide coming soon

Meet Barry.
He's fine. He's resting his eyes.

Barry is a frog. Barry has had a long day, every day, for as long as anyone can remember. He is not lazy — he is conserving energy for tasks he will never do. Currently ranked #1 in napping, sighing, and doing the bare minimum with maximum charm.

📌 See Barry on PinterestSome browsers block the live preview — tap to open it.

Barry doesn't do a lot. But soon, you'll be able to make him — a free amigurumi crochet guide is on the way.

Barry, by the numbers

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Naps

Professional. Union-certified. Ask for references.

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Motivation

Optional, and frankly, a little suspicious.

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Vibes

Immaculate, in a deeply horizontal way.

Want to make your own Barry?

Drop your email above and we'll let you know the second his pattern is ready — no charge, no rush (Barry would insist on the no-rush part).